I've decided that since I have absolutely no life, I would create an amazing journal that has all the bad Twilight products that people are apparently willing to buy.

The Stupid
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(It's sad, the doll is more attractive than the person it's made after...)

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(It looks like a regular Barbie doll. Oh well, anything's better than Kristen Stewart)

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(Why the Crap would she get a crest(a nonexsistant crest, mind you) in this movie? Edward leaves her!)

The Silly
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("This hypnotic fragrance was inspired by a romantic walk in enchanted woods."? What the hell?)

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(I think Monica will enjoy this)

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The Sick
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(This one Monica pointed this one out first, but I think everyone needs to know about it)

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(Almost better than the vamp, but question. Guys use these right? What vamp would you guys put down there?)

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(The video is new...)


So that's everything plus some. I hope everyone enjoyed the stupidness that is Twilight Merchandise!!!