There's an old lady in the room next to mom's and she's just the loudest most crazy old woman I've ever had the pleasure of listening to. She keeps yelling the same three sentences over and over. "There's nothing wrong with me! I've been here for hours! I want to go home!" And every time she says it she says it in a different order.
Well then the nurse's are trying to convince her that if she eats her sandwich and drinks her juice she can talk to the doctor again. So Old Lady starts yelling again. And she tries to leave her room, forcing the nurse to get a security guard to sit outside her door for the rest of her pleasent stay.
The thing is, I don't think she'd been there for more than fourty-five minutes. So about an hour and a half later, the Old Lady realizes that the reason she can't go home is because no one will answer their phone. And I'm thinking it was her son that was going to be out playing pool until 3 AM.
Old Lady then went to sleep, and I haven't heard from her since (which is completely understandable seeing as I'm home now...). This story is almost as good as "What are you doing?!" kid, lol.
Anyways, mom's ok now. Sleeping, on the phone whatever. We're hoping her pain doesn't last much longer, but I think she'll be ok by tuesday.
Goodnight!
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.......just thought I'd share an old lady story too.
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[link] No pattern, no form.
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"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." Faith Resnick
"Today, I found a book about unicorns in the non-fiction section of the library. I knew it." MLIA
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[link] No pattern, no form.
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Lee: "I'll fight for your honor and your hymen"
Monica: LOOOOLLLL
Lee: XDDDDDDDD
Monica: I don't really get why everyone likes the first one better, I like to think they got better...
Monica: *sigh* Makes me feel like a failure. :/
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Me + Kakashi + Jiraiya = L
"I want to put my hand on a 50-year old pervert, too."
Is that some kind of sex joke?
Bosher: "You called, my Lord?"
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i can actually say i have held conversations going over half an hour on the following subjects: fishing poles, pancakes, pudding, sporks, hair products, and the last one is.......paper.
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"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." Faith Resnick
"Today, I found a book about unicorns in the non-fiction section of the library. I knew it." MLIA
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"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." Faith Resnick
"Today, I found a book about unicorns in the non-fiction section of the library. I knew it." MLIA
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"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." Faith Resnick
"Today, I found a book about unicorns in the non-fiction section of the library. I knew it." MLIA
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